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got a letter
« on: Mar 25 2010, 03:44 PM »
I got a letter today from the Origami society.......but I dont know what to make of it .......... ???



you get it !!!!....... ;D ;D
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Re: got a letter
« Reply #1 on: Mar 25 2010, 04:11 PM »

The old ones are the best Skip that just had me in... wait for it... creases ;D

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Re: got a letter
« Reply #2 on: Mar 25 2010, 04:46 PM »
The (f)old ones are the best Skipper!

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« Reply #3 on: Mar 26 2010, 11:05 AM »
Groan ..... and I though my joke was bad!
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Re: got a letter
« Reply #4 on: Mar 26 2010, 12:49 PM »
I'm having a strange morning in the office.
One of my colleagues came in earler with a steering wheel stuck on his crotch.
I asked him what that was there for, he said " I'm not sure, but its driving me nuts."

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Re: got a letter
« Reply #5 on: Mar 26 2010, 01:16 PM »
hi,l o l!!!
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 26 2010, 01:30 PM »
That cracked me up Sniffer!  Actually not sure I should have written that!

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Re: got a letter
« Reply #7 on: Mar 26 2010, 02:29 PM »
I've just taken my dog for a walk and bumped into a lady with a small puppy. It was really cute but I didn't recognise the breed. It's a cross between a bulldog and a shitsu she told me.....A bullshit... ;D

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« Reply #8 on: Mar 26 2010, 02:49 PM »
I've just taken my dog for a walk and bumped into a lady with a small puppy. It was really cute but I didn't recognise the breed. It's a cross between a bulldog and a shitsu she told me.....A bullshit... ;D

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It was a Shitzu




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Re: got a letter
« Reply #9 on: Mar 26 2010, 03:03 PM »
its obviously bad joke day ..... are they going to get any worse ! ???
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 26 2010, 03:04 PM »
Dad went to the barbers and took his daughter with him. He gave her a cake to eat while his hair was being cut.
"Sweatheart, you are going to get hair on your muffin" the barber said.
"I know" the little girl replied "And I'm going to get boobs too"




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Re: got a letter
« Reply #11 on: Mar 26 2010, 03:12 PM »



Shitzu just creased me up.

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« Reply #12 on: Mar 26 2010, 03:22 PM »
The grandson send his 80 year old grandad a stripper for his birthday.
she arrives at his house and the old man asks her what services she supplies.
She says " I can provide you with super sex".. he replies "look love, I'm 80.. I'll just have the soup"
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Re: got a letter
« Reply #13 on: Mar 26 2010, 03:30 PM »
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?.....Three....his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear!

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« Reply #14 on: Mar 26 2010, 06:14 PM »
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine, and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
 
 


 She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw my wine out the window.
 

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Retired in 1991.

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« Reply #15 on: Mar 26 2010, 06:16 PM »
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?.....Three....his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear!

My God he could have been trilateral!
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Re: got a letter
« Reply #16 on: Mar 26 2010, 07:05 PM »
if you are bi, does that mean you like to spin both ways ??  :P

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Re: got a letter
« Reply #17 on: Mar 26 2010, 07:10 PM »
Well my consultant reckons I'm probably bi now....... so I'll let you know Sniffer  ;)

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Re: got a letter
« Reply #18 on: Mar 27 2010, 11:28 AM »

I heard about this sad event the other day.

On hearing her elderly granddad had died, Katie went to her 98 year old Gran's house.
When she asked how he died, Gran replied, "He had a heart attack during Sunday morning Sex",
Katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love.
"Oh no" said Gran, "We did it to the church bells. Nice and slow. In on the ding and out on the dong",
she paused to wipe away a tear. Then said,"He'd still be alive today if the ice cream van hadn't come along.


Chris x :D ;)

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Re: got a letter
« Reply #19 on: Mar 27 2010, 04:45 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D honestly you lot are awful!!!   8) :dance:

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« Reply #20 on: Mar 27 2010, 05:16 PM »

I heard about this sad event the other day.

On hearing her elderly granddad had died, Katie went to her 98 year old Gran's house.
When she asked how he died, Gran replied, "He had a heart attack during Sunday morning Sex",
Katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love.
"Oh no" said Gran, "We did it to the church bells. Nice and slow. In on the ding and out on the dong",
she paused to wipe away a tear. Then said,"He'd still be alive today if the ice cream van hadn't come along.


Chris x :D ;)



Good one Chris  ;D

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Re: got a letter
« Reply #21 on: Mar 28 2010, 01:50 PM »
very good!!havent heard that one before!
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Re: got a letter
« Reply #22 on: Apr 08 2010, 09:14 AM »
I got one of those new stick type deodorants yesterday
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.





I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

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« Reply #23 on: Apr 08 2010, 12:48 PM »
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
hilarious, made me laugh out loud at work and everyone turned and looked at me!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #24 on: Apr 08 2010, 12:54 PM »
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
hilarious, made me laugh out loud at work and everyone turned and looked at me!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

cracked me up as well but nobody was in the shop

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« Reply #25 on: Apr 08 2010, 02:24 PM »
Took my wife shopping over the weekend and she dragged me into a shop which sold rather exotic and revealing ladies lingerie. i stood around for a while looking embaressed and to try and divert attention I asked where the underwear was for the men .. the assistant told me " Sir .. all of this is for the men"

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« Reply #26 on: Apr 15 2010, 09:41 AM »
Two business men were sat taking a break near the window of their soon to be opened shop. Nothing was in the shop yet just the shelves.
One said to the other I wonder how long it will be before people start asking what we are going to be selling.

Sure enough a few minutes later an old woman stopped and said "what are you going to be selling then?"

One of the men replied sarcastically' we're selling arseholes!!'

Without batting an eyelid the woman replied
 
"You must be doing well then you've only got 2 left!!!"

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« Reply #27 on: Apr 15 2010, 02:32 PM »
A man told the doctor he had severe neck pains, throbbing headaches, and dizzy spells. After a thorough examination, the doctor said there was no mistake about it -- he had only two months to live. The doomed man decided to spend all his money and enjoy his remaining life. First, he'd get something he always longed for -- a dozen tailor-made silk shirts.

While measuring him, the tailor said, "That's a size 17 neck."

"Hold on," said the man, "I wear a 15 1/2."

The tailor remeasured him: "You're definitely size 17".

The man insisted: "I'm a 15 1/2. I always wear a 15 1/2, and that's what I want."

"Okay," said the tailor, "but if you wear a 15 1/2, you'll have severe neck pains, throbbing headaches, and dizzy spells."  :)
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« Reply #28 on: Apr 15 2010, 02:44 PM »
oh stop it, you,ll get me the sack!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha  ;D ;D ;D ;D