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SHARON

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Not the world cup....but still....
« on: Jul 20 2010, 11:39 PM »
I know the world cup is over but heard this one today and thought you footie fans might like it

Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers apartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death.
Local papers say... It was murder on Zidane's floor

Sharon xx


 

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Re: Not the world cup....but still....
« Reply #1 on: Jul 21 2010, 09:28 AM »
That one's painful Sharon! Love the new pic btw.
not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain ...

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Re: Not the world cup....but still....
« Reply #2 on: Jul 21 2010, 01:23 PM »
I think this joke has stiffed Sharon  ;D ;D

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« Reply #3 on: Jul 28 2010, 09:27 AM »
Today is Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA Connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.


Tee Hee!!  I liked this one!!

Chris xx
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barbara

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Re: Not the world cup....but still....
« Reply #4 on: Jul 28 2010, 09:39 AM »
I like it too Chris :)

Barbara x

SHARON

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Re: Not the world cup....but still....
« Reply #5 on: Jul 28 2010, 10:18 AM »
And you say my jokes are painful  ;D ;D ;D