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SHARON

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Neck pains, headaches and dizzy spells
« on: Jul 31 2010, 07:25 PM »

A man told the doctor he had severe neck pains, throbbing headaches, and dizzy spells. After a thorough examination, the doctor said there was no mistake about it -- he had only two months to live. The doomed man decided to spend all his money and enjoy his remaining life. First, he'd get something he always longed for -- a dozen tailor-made silk shirts.

While measuring him, the tailor said, "That's a size 17 neck."
"Hold on," said the man, "I wear a 15 1/2."
The tailor remeasured him: "You're definitely size 17".
The man insisted: "I'm a 15 1/2. I always wear a 15 1/2, and that's what I want."
"Okay," said the tailor, "but if you wear a 15 1/2, you'll have severe neck pains, throbbing headaches, and dizzy spells."


barbara

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Re: Neck pains, headaches and dizzy spells
« Reply #1 on: Jul 31 2010, 07:38 PM »
Hi Sharon,
Oh that the answer was that easy. I am sure many on here would wear size 20 if it got rid of the symptoms.
Good one gal ::)

Barbara x

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Re: Neck pains, headaches and dizzy spells
« Reply #2 on: Jul 31 2010, 08:39 PM »
Hahahaha  ;D
Just what I needed to make me laugh after this horrid week - thank you  ;)
Elaine xx

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Re: Neck pains, headaches and dizzy spells
« Reply #3 on: Aug 02 2010, 12:27 PM »
hee hee Sharon! I know what causes my pain in the blumin' neck & it's not a shirt! Take care Kath xxx