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Offline mandyscott

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Irish jokes
« on: Aug 02 2010, 07:29 PM »
An Irishman shouts to his wife "how tall am I love?" she says 5ft 10 why? Irishman relplies "thank Christ for that they're laying off 6 fitters at work tomorrow"

Delivery man breaks downs on M4 so he flags down Paddy. He says to him "I've got 6 monkeys in the back I'll give you 150 if you'll take them to Bristol zoo for me". Paddy agrees.  Two hours later he sees Paddy driving the opposite way with the monkeys still in the back! He flags him down and shouts across , "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo.  Paddy says "I did but I had 30 left so I am taking them to the cinema now".

These made me chuckle!!