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Offline Christina

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Bacon Tree
« on: Oct 04 2010, 04:25 PM »
JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU ALL .....



Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.

They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.
Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Is, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?  We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree.  Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush..."
 



SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this.  Just couldn't help it! 
 
The little voices made me do it !!!
 
And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!


Chris xx
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Re: Bacon Tree
« Reply #1 on: Oct 04 2010, 04:56 PM »
Good one Chris and yes I did ;D ;D
Barbara x

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Re: Bacon Tree
« Reply #2 on: Oct 04 2010, 06:04 PM »
Ha ha....me too!!
Adios Amigo's

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Re: Bacon Tree
« Reply #3 on: Oct 04 2010, 07:09 PM »
Me too and after a loooong tough Monday at work it was just what I needed
Thanks Chris.X
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Re: Bacon Tree
« Reply #4 on: Oct 04 2010, 07:20 PM »
hahaha  ;D ;D ;D
me too
thanks  for cheering me up Chris I  really needed that  :)
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Re: Bacon Tree
« Reply #5 on: Oct 05 2010, 11:22 AM »
you know that I deeeed the accent! but mi amigos, what ees this with the ham?  we just finished with the cheeeeeese!
Thanks Chris! xx

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Re: Bacon Tree
« Reply #6 on: Oct 05 2010, 11:25 AM »
i did too lol