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Offline Warren T

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Golfing Accident
« on: Jan 08 2015, 11:33 PM »
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a group of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the guys. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and she immediately began to apologize.

“Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him.

“Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, “How does that feel?”

He replied, “It feels wonderful, but I think my thumb is still broken.”
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Re: Golfing Accident
« Reply #1 on: Jan 09 2015, 09:21 AM »
:laugh:  :laugh:

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Re: Golfing Accident
« Reply #2 on: Jan 12 2015, 08:00 PM »
 :doh: :goodstuff: That made me laugh out loud, thanks ;)

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Re: Golfing Accident
« Reply #3 on: Jan 19 2016, 05:53 PM »
A year old but still funny...there isn't a thumbs up smilie or I'd have used it


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