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Offline Warren T

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Claiming Benefits
« on: Jan 08 2015, 11:38 PM »
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'
" At least I now know why the world spins!"


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Re: Claiming Benefits
« Reply #1 on: Jan 09 2015, 09:20 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: